Kevin Sandwich
Sandwiches are made. Not born. Kevin has spent a lot of time studying how other people do things so he can learn and grow as a person. Fire juggling, sword swallowing, scuba diving, playing the six string bass - Kevin can do none of these, but he really appreciates others who can. Kevin DOES talk a lot, though, and loves to share what he's learned while getting here.
No baloney. Not a turkey. Sometimes a ham. But always a Kevin Sandwich.