18 minutes | Sunday, October 23, 2022
Think of the advantages you could have by owning a truly old and beaten up jalopy. Sell it like the guy whose jeans making machine went nuts and tore up a big number of pants. Look at the advantages of owning a Jalopy...newly imported from our plant in the exotic Jalopogos Islands. Driving a true Jalopy, nobody will challenge you at a stop sign. Nobody will bother stealing it. Tailgate you...are you kidding with all that exhaust smoke? What's not to like about driving a true Jalopy? Drive a few blocks with yours...today.