Good Night with Dick Summer

Sometimes it's hard to get to sleep.You just can't seem to say goodnight to yourself. Booze helps sometimes...or pills. But that's a big step down a bad street. "Good Night" puts a smile on your face, tells you a bedtime story, helps you chuck the day's problems, gives you a verbal back rub, and tucks you in for a safe, sound, sleep. Dick Summer's voice puts a strong and friendly arm around your shoulder. You hear him on television commercials all day. But when it's getting late, and you want to "take the day and shove it," but you can't seem to say good night to yourself... Dick's Podcast is a quiet place to rest your head...a safe place to hide a hurting heart...a gentle place to fall. It's a comfortable way to tell yourself, "Good Night."

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Episodes

• The Klunker

  Sunday, May 5, 2024

  18 minutes

  I drive a klunker. You can hear me coming for blocks. Klunk, klunk, bang bang klunk. I love that sound. It's a guy sound. I says I'm a guy, I don't care that I have to drive through a nasty neighborhood by myself at midnight. I'm a guy. I can take care of myself. Klunk, klunk, klunker, bang, bang. My buddy Mike has a brand new Chevvy Corvette. It goes vroom, vroom. But Mike hardly goes anywhere in it because he doesn't trust parking it on the street. Vroom, vroom attracts the bad guys. But who gets to go first when we come to a four way stop sign? To find out, give a listen to this podcast.

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• One of the Best

  Sunday, April 28, 2024

  17 minutes

  If you're new to our "Good Night" podcast, you've picked one of the two I've most enjoyed doing . And as of now I've done more than 800 of them. And if you've been with us for a while, you may be able to figure out what the "Topper" was. Either way, thanks for tuning in. I really like having your ear...here.

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• A Guy's Plans Are Written In The Sands

  Sunday, April 21, 2024

  17 minutes

  A new car was definitely not written in my plans just now, but look in our garage...there one sits. Expensive? Yes. About as much as most of one retirement year will probably cost. Of course, you never can tell. My life hasn't usually run according to plan. On the whole, it's been a little like buying a box of chocolates, and eating the first goodie, and finding another layer under the one on top. Of course sometimes the second layer turns out to have 6 legs, and scurries away as soon as light hits it. I wonder what kind of "Second Layer" will this car turn out to be. Give a listen to this ...

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• Baseball Babe

  Sunday, April 14, 2024

  17 minutes

  All my "Little income tax write-offs,"played baseball. And not just the guys either,. My pretty, talented daughter not only played baseball very well, she did something her brothers and I backed away from. She took a jump off a 40 foot New England cliff and calmly went for a swim...every Summer. It was a very emphatic answer to a very clear gender question. Give a listen. It'll clear up any questions instantly.

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• Don't Do Day

  Sunday, April 7, 2024

  20 minutes

  You're too busy for your life. You need to take part in this podcast which gives you...DON'DO WHAT YOU DON'T WANT TO DO DAY, DO WAHA, DO WAH. Don't want to do your diet today, don't make up your usual excuse..."I've been dieting too long...if I lose any more weight, I may disappear." Just tell somebody giving you a hard time that it's your "Don't do what you don't want to do day." Listen to this podcast and you'll understand. And...you will lead a happier life.

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• Wonder Wench Turns On Me When I Drive

  Sunday, March 24, 2024

  17 minutes

  She screams at me just because one or two wheels come off the ground when I turn around a corner. She yells "WATCH OUT" if I so much as bump into a sidewalk to avoid a red light. One wrong turn getting off a highway, just because it's an on ramp, you wouldn't believe the language. When I swerve back onto the road, as a safety measure, nothing but criticism. She's so nice other times, but it's getting so as this podcast admits that I really hate driving when she's in the car, with me.

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• Dick Summer, the Pseudo Super Hero

  Sunday, March 17, 2024

  14 minutes

  SHAZAM! is the word that turned an ordinary kid by the name Billy Batson into Capt. Marvel! A genuine MAGIC WORD. SHAZAM! is a combination of magic words that you'll hear in this Podcast. But you'll hear an even more powerful magic word "Bespake unto me" by my Lady Wonder Wench.

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• Getting Ready To Spring

  Sunday, March 10, 2024

  13 minutes

  I think if you listen carefully enough you'll hear a strange rooting around sound. And you may feel something new under your feet.. if you believe hard enough, this podcast claims you'll "see" lots of lively flowers getting ready to SPRING out of the earth, making things super pretty.

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• Lovely Lady Sounds

  Sunday, February 25, 2024

  15 minutes

  Lovely ladies make certain sounds. They're different from the sounds that guys make. Although when those ladies are lovely, the sounds that guys make tend to be not only different, but...loud. Give a listen to, this podcast, and I think you'll understand what I mean right away.

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• Good Ideas

  Sunday, February 18, 2024

  16 minutes

  This podcast is full of good questions. See if you can answer... ANY.

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• Valentine's Day

  Sunday, February 11, 2024

  18 minutes

  Hey Guys...DO NOT FORGET VALENTINE'S DAY. And Ladies, have you prepared a Valentine's Day Soft Surprise? I hope so. Story is the first Valentine was given by a priest named "Valentine". He was jailed for some reason, and fell in love with his jailer's daughter. He left her a simple note. He said, "I love you", (signed) "Your Valentine." And this podcast tells you what happened after. Give a listen. And give a Valentine's Day present of some kind.

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• FEBRRRUARY

  Sunday, February 4, 2024

  17 minutes

  February only has 28 (or 29) days, Don't cheat it out of one of it's letters...one of the Rs. It's FebRuary...not FebUary. Hey, would you go for some BUSKIES. Of course not. Listen to this podcast and you may never again make this godawful mistake again.

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• Worn Out Love

  Sunday, January 28, 2024

  17 minutes

  American men have lost 50% of their testosterone since 1981. That could go a long way toward explaining the current pilot shortage...and maybe a problem in your life. Give a listen to this podcast. You can never tell.

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• The Flu Goo

  Sunday, January 21, 2024

  13 minutes

  I got my Flue shot the other day. Fascinating experience. They drain your blood, and replace it with a weakened shot of the flue, the reason for which doesn't make sense to me, but if it keeps me from getting that stuff again...all hail Flue Goo. Give a listen to this podcast and see if it makes any sense to you.

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• Regruntle Yourself

  Sunday, January 14, 2024

  16 minutes

  Everyone I meet these days is disgruntled and argumentative. Democrat/Republican/Independent/ Climate change believer and non believer. Pro Palestine believer vs Pro Israel. So if you want to stand out and be different, re-Gruntle your self. This podcast has some ways you can do that. Please give it a listen. PLEASE!

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• Non-Political Border Idea

  Sunday, January 7, 2024

  22 minutes

  It's a lesson in how good we have it here, that those people will go through so much to live here. But the "Sanctuary Cities" can only do so much. This podcast is my idea for an actually workable solution. Please let me know what you think. And if you think this solution would work, please let your favorite politician know.

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• Happy New Year

  Sunday, December 31, 2023

  12 minutes

  If you listen carefully enough to this podcast, you'll hear the voice of someone who's...gone. Try it. It's free.

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• First Christmas

  Sunday, December 24, 2023

  25 minutes

  The power of Christmas, for me, is in the Magic of Memories. Like the ones in this podcast. Merry Christmas!

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• Christmas Good Night

  Sunday, December 17, 2023

  17 minutes

  The Partridges in the pear trees Went...TOOI FAR! W A YYYyyy too far.

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• Christmas Any Time

  Sunday, December 10, 2023

  17 minutes

  "Christmas is how a room feels when all the gifts are open, but you're the only person left in the room." That's how a very young Christmas fan described it to me. And I think you were absolutely right Al.

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• It's Christmas Once Again

  Sunday, December 3, 2023

  24 minutes

  It’s time for ho, ho, ho-ing. This podcast has the funniest Christmas story…ever…plus one story that’s almost spooky. And isn’t that how Christmas has always been? Give a little listen please. No matter how you feel right now, this podcast will make you feel…a little better..

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• Laughs, Tears and Years

  Sunday, November 12, 2023

  14 minutes

  That's Life...I guess. I didn't expect my body to attack me...so soon. I had no idea I'd get so old so soon. And you won't either, But there are lots of good things about that too. One of those things is "Been there & done that." In some ways there were lots of laughs involved...and of course there were some things that weren't laughing matters...in fact there were some significant tears. BUT...they were all spent with "My Lady Wonder Wench." And that made the tough times kinda bearable. All in all...my life has been good...so far. Please don't screw it up now.

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• Apple Bite

  Saturday, November 4, 2023

  16 minutes

  A story about Manhattan, and lots of stuff about Wolfman Jack in this podcast. AND a question you may be able to answer. Please give a listen.

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• Gum Control

  Sunday, October 29, 2023

  20 minutes

  Yackety Yack...all over the place. Politicians hardly stop for a breath. Your druggist is getting that way, too. And the gas station guy. And let's not forget relatives, like your uncle. WE NEED SOME GUM CONTROL. And this podcast encourages that. Please give a listen. Follow the new rules. And insist that everybody else within listening distance of your voice shut up for a moment and LISTEN.

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• Better DELETE

  Sunday, October 22, 2023

  13 minutes

  Some messages on your Email are important. Others are like 95% of mine. Like the one from a guy in South Africa who wants to send me the fortune left to me by my 6th cousin fifteen times removed, since I am somehow identified as his only living blood relative. Just send him my Mastercard numbers so he knows where to send the money. And another from a genuine Florida witch doctor who has discovered a magic formula that will instantly remove 9 pounds returning me to my best looking body, which will entice a beautiful young Russian woman who will want SEX with absolutely no effort on my part, ...

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• You Beast

  Sunday, October 15, 2023

  21 minutes

  The five important elements of a news story are, who, what, when, where, and why. And the most important of the elements is almost always "WHY". Why did some big wheel do what he did? Killing somebody is an awful crime. Unless you do it to stop him from killing somebody else. We give medals (justly) to guys who kill lots of other guys who are wearing a different uniform. Almost everything is done in a CONTEXT. A "WHY". Why don't you give a listen to this podcast? You might like it.

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• The Toxic Masculinity Myth

  Sunday, October 8, 2023

  19 minutes

  My ring finger is a lot longer than my pointer finger, which is proof that I am bursting with masculinity. That's true. Ask somebody with a genuine MD hanging on his wall. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M TOXIC. Give a listen to this podcast. It may teach you something about guys.

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• Re-Gruntle Yourself

  Sunday, October 1, 2023

  16 minutes

  You hear a lot about Dis-Gruntled Post Office employees right now. In fact...these days it seems like everybody is Dis-Gruntled....everybody. When you pull a plug out of the wall, YOU'RE DISCONNECTING something electrical. This podcast is about disconnecting your Dis-Gruntle. For God's sake please listen to this podcast. And get at least one other Dis-Gruntled person to listen with you. It's time we all DIS-GRUNTLED ourselves.

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• Don't Leave Your Woman...Wanton

  Sunday, September 24, 2023

  17 minutes

  Once upon a time, a long time ago, my Lady Wonder Wench went...'wanton" for me. It was quick. Way too quick for it to be something she did on purpose...and it changed our lives. We like to think that our minds always control our bodies. In this podcast, you'll experience the opposite of that...I'll give you a couple of quick examples of that...your body controlling your mind. It'll be fun. Give a listen please.

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• Kid In Disguise

  Sunday, September 17, 2023

  13 minutes

  I lied about my music selection. I really enjoyed Elvis with "Love Me Tender." I have suffered from a lack of adult supervision for a long time. But the "Suffering" has been good. Most of all, this podcast says warm cookies and cold milk ''are good for us. And so are Oreos.

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