Episodes
Some stories are sexier than others. This podcast is about Mr. Story Man's stories. They're sexy. So sexy that my Lady Wonder Wench lets him un-dress her for bed every night so she can enjoy another of his sexy stories. And I don't mind a bit. Give a listen so you can understand why I don't mind.
What are your biggest memories? Please send them to me at Dick@DickSummer.com We'll use some in next week's podcast.
In our constant struggle to save the world, and keep Victoria's Secret from falling into the wrong hands...the ones with the cold fingertips, this podcast encourages you to launch your whistle missile...and it explains how to do that. So pucker up.
Grabbing the Goodies is about taking the good stuff in your life right away instead of taking a chance on letting the window of opportunity close on your fingers. Windows of opportunity usually come in 3s...like they did this day for me. Jump into this podcast with me. But do it now...before it's too late.
Time to fight truth decay. I am sitting here in my big, confortable, manly, black leather poppa chair in my living room, and I'm reading a note from my friend Paul. He says, Annie and I are pregnant. BS. Annie is pregnant and Paul you're scared spitless...because now Annie wants to actually get married. Fight Truth Decay with all your might, Paul. Honesty = the truth + maybe is what it says in my book Staying Happy Healthy And Hot...available at Amazon dot com...shameless plug.
The truth here is that Paul has been hard at work for almost all year...trying...so hard...to get Annie pregnan...
"No matter how hard they try, scientists admit they cannot teach houseflies to do tricks." Seriously. That was a headline recently in the Drudge Report. "Huh?" You know how long it takes, and how much money it costs for you to earn a white lab coat...so you and a bunch of similarly white lab coat clad buddies are spending your time trying to teach houseflies to do tricks? And then you probably send that conclusion to be peer reviewed. "We even used double blind experiments, and the little suckers just wouldn't shake hands." We need more Huh? in our lives. There's a lesson we can learn from ...
PSB&D is pushups, sleeping, breathing, and drinking...the things I understand in my life. Maybe you understand them too. But there are so many things I don't understand in this podcast. Maybe you can clear some of them up for me.
February is COLD. That's why it's called FebRRRRuary. Although some less informed people leave out the "R" and just call it "Febuary." So considering the temperature, it seems to me that it's just being kind to share some of your bodily warmth with someone who seems...chilly. Bodily speaking of course. Please drop me an email and confirm that you have done so. STAY WARM.
Guess what day the Trojan company says is by far the biggest sales day for their condoms? VALENTINE's DAY! What a surprise. This podcast will tell you lots of other things you probably don't know about Valentine's day...including who was the original "Valentine"... and yes there was one. Give a listen plese.
My computer is telling me I have no more financial worries because a nice guy in Narobi wants to send me a big stack of money from my long lost 13th cousin because I seem to be his only blood relative. All I have to do is send this guy my banking numbers. How nice of him. And my future safety is assured because I sent a small donation to Pastor Peter. There's an endless supply of folks like these living in my computer. Their motto seems to be, "If at first you don't succeed, try again when nobody is watching." Give a listen please.
Just One Little Mistake...
This is a podcast about guts. The way we deal with the highway to hell...the road to ruin that we all seem to be on right now. Here's a secret: "There's an off ramp." And maybe it's in this podcast. Give a listen please.
Where's your BooBoo? Mine keeps moving around. Fortunately for me, my Lady Wonder Wench is usually good at finding mine. And this podcast demonstrates how...WONDERFUL...a nicely kissed booboo can feel.
Remembering a long ago spring.
2021 HAS to be better than the year it's replacing. This podcast episode ends with a chance to hear someone's voice that's missing from this year's Old Lang Syne...one more time. Happy New Year.
A Merry Christmas Podcast.
I get requests for this Christmas podcast all year long. It features a performance of "The First Noel" by my son, Dave...who is both a computer programmer and a musician...and he puts this podcast here every week. Give a listen and don't forget to send your favorite Christmas stories to Dick@DickSummer.com Then look for them on Facebook.
This podcast say's we're collecting Christmas stories again this year. So please send yours to Dick@DickSummer.com. The podcast includes a story from Podcast Person Jim Doran about why we always put an angel at the top of a Christmas tree that is so tasteless I'm sure you'll love it. We're also doing "Pick A Person" again this year. And it's time to "Say the hell with well, and strike a spark with hark" Check out today's podcast to find out the details.
Turkeys and Beauties
"Come Together" say the politicians, as they cross their fingers behind their backs. This podcast tells about a genuine coming together that wasn't a collision...it felt good. That happens. Give a listen please.
Nothing better than successful sex is what this podcast says. And not just the kind you're thinking of. Give a listen. I'll bet you'll wonder what happened to the "Lover Man" in the story.
Eschew Obfuscation. Stay clear and simple. If you say somebody is "Kool" that doesn't mean he's "Not so hot." "Saw" is a tool. But it's also a picture of something that got into your head via your eyesight a while ago...as in "I saw a pretty lady." And if you see two "Saws" together you have a see saw. I saw a sign in a laundromat in Chicago a few years ago that said, "Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out." That would be a great line some guy might use with his girlfriend at the end of a date. Here's a simple and clear invitation: Please give this podcast a listen.
Spoken words depend on how you say them. Or sing them. This podcast explains how different the Beatles could have sung "She Loves You, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah." How they sung them could have had 3 entirely different meanings.
I think I've found a way to produce a Porno-Religion Cable TV channel. This podcast explains how I'd do it. The commercials might include things like this: Come...and pray...with us...and don't forget to contribute as much as you can...to the Lord!
She didn't recognize me...after all these years. Just because she hadn't seen me wearing a mustache. Little tiny hairs on the upper lip was all it took for a masterful surprise. This podcast explains how she actually swung her handbag at me...and missed...and what I did in return. Give a listen please. IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU.
Doing a late night radio show at NBC Radio's headquarters...30 Rock Center in Manhattan was an EDUCATION in more than just doing national radio. It was an education in what to do when groups of beautiful young women wanted to have sex, but my Lady Wonder Wench's picture kept popping up in my head. If some of you guys have a similar problem, you might learn some interesting lessons from listening. And if some of you ladies might be concerned about what your guys are doing in the middle of the night...maybe you should give a listen too.
So many politicians, preachers and pushers of all kinds...all yammering away at us...giving us headaches...and heartaches. We need some really strict new gum controls to get these people to back off. Please give a listen to this podcast. It won't add your voice to the ear splitting din.
It's a floppy fedora. When I put it on I can HEAR a song. And Indiana Jones rides again. Indy wasn't a super hero. He was a basic, plain guy who might have been from my Bay Ridge Brooklyn neighborhood back in, "The Day." Except for that whip. Give a listen. It may put an imaginary Happy Hat on you too.
Once upon a time, I did a syndicated radio show called, "That's Love." It was a long time ago...around the time I got my Lady Wonder Wench to run off with me to New York. I thought I had some pretty good answers to the subject of love, but Proud Podcast Person Deirdre Meritt sent me a bunch of answers from some 4 to 8 year old kids that sure beat what I had to offer. And some of them were just magic. The most magical are in this podcast.
I sent the message before, but I'm not sure I made it forcefully enough. There's a very powerful letter in this podcast. Maybe you have a better answer for the woman who wrote it, than I gave her in the podcast. If so...please send it to DickSummer@Comcast.net, and I'll pass it on to her. It's a GREAT question. And she needs a GREAT answer.